NEWS

Study finds world in a lot of trouble

Report reveals world is in a spot of bother

Scientists studying the level of trouble the world is in at the moment have revealed it’s “a lot”, with some suggesting it may even be “shit loads”. 

Global warming, famine, unprecedented political instability and the threat of nuclear war has seen the world sink deeper and deeper into “really big trouble” every year since records were kept.

Projected figures predict the world’s level of trouble will reach, “a godawful” amount in less than a year and be a “shitting fuck pile” of trouble before its ultimate, horrible end 18 months from now. 

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