Following a get together with some man yesterday, President Ronald Trumps was said to be in good spirits, stating that the meeting with the man went really great. “I loved that man”, said Mr Trumps, adding that he especially liked the man’s suit, because it was exactly the same as his. The man he was meeting with is believed to have said something too.
Following the meeting Mr Trumps got up, walked over to a corner of the room, squatted down and shat out a huge gold bullion, as the man stood by acting awkward. One of the man’s assistants said, “Christ, that’s a bit fucking weird isn’t it?”, but the man told him to keep it down.