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4 Perfect Family Christmas Movies

Christmas Vacation

It’s almost Christmas and what better way to spend time with the family than by sitting around watching movies and not talking to each other? Mum, Dad, Grandma and the kids will all enjoy these 4 Christmas classics!

THE EXORCISTXMAS MOVIES -exorcist

All little girls love Christmas and young Regan MacNeil is no exception. But before Santa arrives she’s paid a visit by another uninvited guest, with a very similar name. It’s Satan! He possesses Regan’s body, causes her to spew vile green goo (like we all do after eating too much Xmas turkey, am I right?) and makes her head spin around. Festive fun for everyone!

THE GODFATHER PART IIpic - xmas movies - godfather

Christmas is all about family and there’s no closer family than the Corleones. Sure they have their differences and Michael even has his own brother killed, but isn’t murdering your relatives something we all feel like doing at Christmas?  Ho! Ho! Ho!

PSYCHOPsycho

We all love surprises at Christmas and there is no bigger surprise, in this classic yuletide story than finding out Norman Bates is dressing up like his mother and killing people. Oops! Spoiler alert! Also, the main star is killed in the first few minutes and Norman’s mother is rotting in the basement. Oops.

ALIVE

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This film tells the story of an Uruguayan rugby team who survived by eating their friends after their plane crashed into the Andes. There’s lots of Christmassy snow and everyone is full after a big dinner.

Merry Christmas viewing!

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New cooking show slightly delays certain death of commercial TV. 

The inevitable demise of  free to air commercial TV has been slightly delayed for one station by the new cooking show, ‘I’m a Cook You’re a Cook’. The new show, with the unique idea of pitting teams of amateur cooks against each other in a series of cooking challenges, has rated just well enough to stop at least one network from going down the gurgler for maybe a week.

‘I’m a Cook, You’re a Cook’ pits teams of amateur cooks against each other in a series of cooking challenges

TV execs have been at a loss to explain why ad free, intelligent television shows, that don’t treat the audience like a pack of morons, are dragging viewers away from mindless reality shows that pit teams of amateur cooks against each other in a series of cooking challenges.

“We’ve tried other stuff too”, said one high profile television executive. “Souless dating shows, mind insulting renovation shows, first draft, poorly directed mini series’ about famous people from the 80s, but nothing seems to work”.

‘Cook, Cook, Cookity, Cook, Cook’ pits teams of amateur cooks against each other in a series of cooking challenges

Another TV executive, from a rival  station, speaking at the launch of their new show ‘Cook, Cook, Cookity Cook, Cook’, which pits teams of amateur cooks against each other in a series of cooking challenges said, “Christ, I hope this works!”

 

 

 

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Malcolm Turnbull admits he loves worms

Malcolm passionately talks about worms

Malcolm Turnbull might be Australia’s Prime Minister, no one knows, but we do know what he likes, and that’s worms!

Reports say Malcolm has over 30,000 worms in his collection and numbers are growing. He may have let the country down but not his great Grandfather who gave young Malcolm the worm collecting bug when he was just a spineless little boy. “Don’t worry about what people think of you”, said great Grandpa Turnsey. “Just keep collecting worms”.

Part of Malcolm’s extensive worm collection

Those words stuck with Malcolm his entire life, throughout the period everyone thought he was a decent bloke right up until now. Malcolm didn’t care what anyone thought when he changed his view on everything, he only cared about worms.

Malcolm Turnbull is an inspiration to all of us and, of course, anyone who loves worms.